Ried Rants

Okay, lets get it straight for everyone. Underwear is called that because you wear it under your clothes. We don’t want to see your boxer shorts from your waist down to the cleft of the ass. How in the world do you expect to walk or do anything if you always have a hand holding up your pants? Some of you guys are actually wearing belts around the top of your thighs now to tackle this problem. It makes no sense at all.

I mean with girls at least if the T-back is showing out the top of the pants there are guys who really like to see that and apparently it means a girl is easy. So that works on two levels for those guys who like that sort of thing.

I know I used to have little braids with beads in my hair and wear bandanas on various body parts, but come on. What I have heard about this trend is that it was started in prison and the basic story is that if a guy wears his pants down below his ass. He is someone’s bitch. Yes. It is the prison poking available symbol. So again what in the world are these people thinking?